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Nothing but love.....
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Cardboard Demons
Monday, April 12, 2010
Cardboard Demons
The year is 1987, I'm 13 years old and it's christmas morning. My family and I are gathered around the tree while my father does his "santa thing". Handing presents to my brother and sister who look as if they could jump out of their skin if not given another gift soon. I, on the other hand could care less about what was going on around me. If the gift didn't contain lots of money or a bunch of hair spray then i wasn't interested.. That is, until my mother handed me my next present. It was a flat rectangular box with shiny paper that had small santa's all over it. I tore open the package in hopes that the box was full of money so i could go to the mall with my friends later that week. When i peeled back the last of the paper it revealed not money, but a game.... a ouija board.
I looked up at my mom who was smiling back at me "I had one when i was younger and it was always lots of fun" she said. "Thanks mom, it's real cool" I said but in my mind i was cursing the gift "A stupid game? you should have just got me candyland or something like that." Like most 13 year olds, i was an ungrateful brat, I can admit that now that i'm older.
After cleaning up the remnants of the now christmas past i went into my room, locked the door and called my best friend Keri. As always she answered the phone "Merry Christmas!!" she said merrily. "Hey it's me, whatchu doin?" i asked. "Hey girl, not much, just being bored i guess. What did you get good this christmas?" she asked "A bunch of crap, my mother got me a tape of Bachman Turner Overdrive, never even heard of em, I asked for money or hair spray and i got oldies music, nice huh? What about you? Get anything good?"I asked. "The same you did, nothing i asked for. My mom got me a sweater with a christmas tree on it, and it really lights up, where the hell am i gonna wear that? OH and I got some bright green stretch pants to match it!" she said "Sounds totally sexy" i said "OH! I did get something out of the ordinary" "What a sweater with a reindeer on it? Then we can match while we get our asses beat" she said "Yuck no, my mother knows better, I got a ouija board" I said. "Oh my god!! Why didn't you tell me taht first" she screamed. "I'm on my way over, were totally trying this baby out" she yelled. I hung up the phone and went upstairs to wait for Keri. Keri lived about 7 houses down from me and was over everyday, holiday or any other day. We were best friends and did everything together. I looked out my front window and could see her riding up the driveway, couldn't miss her, she was wearing a light up christmas tree sweater and a pair of matching green stretch pants.
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She parked her bike up against the garage and walked into the breezeway door. We had a little hallway full of windows that connected the garage door to the backdoor, we called it a breezeway. there were four doors off the breezeway, the entrance door into the breezeway, the door to the garage, the backdoor into the house and the door leading to the backyard. The back porch was a cement slab under a pavilion, my father had just painted the slab a hideous shade of green, i guess to try and match the shade of the grass, it didn't. It looked more like the porch had been hosed down with pea soup vomit, it was awful. We had 2 acres in the backyard with woods all the way in the back. Sometimes deer would come out of the woods and venture toward the house but never stayed for long. We had a tool shed, and one of those big wooden swingsets for my sister and brother to play on. There was a huge old oak tree next to the swing set, it had to be over 50 feet tall! The plan was to cut it down and make more room for, whatever my father thought we needed more room for. He never cut it down, said he couldn't bring himself to do it, he said that it deserved it's own little corner of the world as well, so he hung a tire swing from it. On the other side of the yard was our pool, an underground that was encased in a wooden privacy fence. We spent many happy days playing in that pool, i had a lot of fun doing cartwheels off the diving board into the 10ft of water in the deep end. Every child within a mile of our house and all my friends would spend hours in that pool, now it was drained and covered with a protective tarp with over five feet of snow on it. It looked sad and lonely in anticipation of the warmer months, that made two of us. I opened the door for Keri and started laughing hysterically "you know, you've worn some sexy stuff in the past but this one really does you justice!" She flipped me the finger and slugged me in the arm "shut up, my mom wanted to see it on me" she barked "well i love it, i think she picked out the perfect outfit and if you wear it in the dark.... you'll always see where your going!" I said still laughing at her. "Come on down to me room and we'll check this thing out" i said pulling on her sweater.
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My room was in the basement, it was a finished basement with a living room, a bathroom and a huge storage room with laundry room. It looked like a little apartment, that i didn't have to pay for. :) Both the bathroom and the storage room's had doors on them so i could close them off from the living room. There was also a pool table with a top for ping pong, something my friends and i did on a daily basis. My father had my room built in the basement so i could have some privacy from my brother and sister who were 9 and 10 years younger than me. Before the room in the basement, i shared with my sister, rachael and what 13 years old wants to share a room with a four year old? Not this one. So my dad suprised me with my very own room, the best present i could ever receive. I loved my room, when i didn't have friends over i spent my time in there. I had a flimsy cheap brass vanity that was starting to tarnish from all the hairspray that had fallen on it. I was an aspiring hairdresser so i did my friends hair everytime they came over, i even had a nickname "The hairspray queen". I would tell them "Honey, we can strap you to the hood of a ford, and it ain't movin!" In the corner was my little nook where i had shoved my bed, it was like a bay window, without the window. My walls were plastered with posters of Johnny Depp from 21 jump street, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, New kids on the block( everybody has their thing) and what i thought at the time to be "Hot guy" posters, just random guys pointing at stuff looking hot. There was a closet under the stairs where i threw all my stuff when i was supposed to be cleaning my room, it was chaos in there, I loved it! It was my own personal paradise. Keri opened the door to my room and plopped down on the bed, it was her place of choice. I went to the closet and pulled out the box. I tossed it on the bed in front of her and she smiled and gave a little giggle. "Well, what do ya think? Should we try this baby out?" I said. "What do you think? I went out in public in a christmas tree sweater to get over here to check this out. Lets do it!" She said. It seemed like a good idea, at the time.....
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We both sat on the floor, crossed our legs and tucked our feet under our knees. We took the board out of the box and lay it across our laps. I took out the funny triangle shaped whatchamacallit that we called the eye (we would find out later that it was called a planchette) and placed it in the middle of the board. "Now what?" I asked Keri, " I think were supposed to put our fingertips on this thing really lightly, barely touch it." She replied. So we did, we touched our fingers as lightly as we could to the eye and waited. "Is there anyone here?" I asked. "Yeah, you and me" said Keri snickering. "Come on, be serious, we have to believe it or it won't work" I said like a t.v. evangalist. We both closed our eyes and waited for any kind of movement, nothing happened, only still silence. So we gave up for the night, put the board away and headed out into the living room to turn to the t.v. for something to do. "Oh! theres a great movie on tonight!" said Keri, " Whats that?" I asked. She smiled and raised her eyebrows in an ooh-la-la fashion and said "witchboard" She said smiling. "Funny, and suprisingly fitting, maybe we'll learn something," I said. We didn't learn anything that night, we just fell asleep watching a great movie. When i woke up the basement was pitch black, everything was silent, even the air seemed to stand still. I squinted against the darkness trying to see anything familiar. When my eyes began to adjust to the darkness i sae Keri, a few feet away from me lying on the floor. Her body was twisted grotesquely, her eyes were stuck in a wide eye'd stare, and they were fixed right on me. Her mouth was wide open, as if in some frozen scream. She looked as if something scared her to death....